10. They only let you bring four of your 26 cats
9. Heat of re-entry melts plastic seat cover on shuttle sofa
8. In the old days, a shuttle launch only cost a nickel!
7. The robotic arm in the cargo bay cheats at shuffleboard
6. Grandchildren never drop by
5. Food in space not tasteless, mushy enough
4. Jowls act weird in zero gravity
3. Even the moonmen won't listen to your stories about "double-ya double-ya two"
2. By the time the countdown reaches "8", you're thinking, "Hey--this isn't my regular bus to the library"
1. Make up your own Tang/Viagra joke here
